What is the definition of Poland Infection?

"A Poland infection" is like when you unwittingly bring a foreign virus, metaphorically speaking, into your own country of comfort - Poland. It's the unsettling feeling of getting swept away by a wave of cultural contagion that makes you question your own identity. Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The once pure Polish pancakes were now laced with a mysterious infection of 'Poutine-ness,' turning them into a bizarre fusion of traditional Polish goodness and questionable American fries."